Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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Lindsey Lohan:
Beyonce:
Duck-Face Girl:
Paris Hilton:
Nick Jonas:
Lady Gaga:
Paula Dean:
Kristen Stewart:
Brock:
fucK I LAUGHIED TOO HARD
omg Kristen Stewart tho
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He knows how everything works except people.
That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art
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Supernatural has given me unrealistic expectations in men
If I’m going to have a boyfriend I want him to have a sexy, deep voice and intimate knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and wings.
If you give me a script and a fandom I can become this man you seek
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when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
So i’ve been seeing these sort of things on tumblr and I decided I’d do one with my parents. Haha
P.s. my dad thinks he’s tumblr famous because of this post. (x)
“If they don’t have eyebrows, they’re cannibals”
Huh… Good rule…“Is he the guy who makes videos with his son”
Somehow, I think Misha Collins would like being known for that
He totally would, he’s seems like such a big softie behind his funny sarcasm
I love you, Danielle. When can I meet your perfect family hahaa
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